I'm Bailey some call me BAISUS and my age is irrelevant. Minnesnowta. Music is my life. Interested in food and video games. I like to swear.

relahvant:

tubesock:

asian:

syosama:

reblog if you are your url

its my time to shine

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jESUS CHRIST

(via geniusly)

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2 hours ago

zootedboy:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

(via buckwildertripsix)

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2 hours ago

kittening:

i truly dont care why orlando bloom punched justin bieber i’m just glad it happened. someone had to do it eventually

(via khione)

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2 hours ago

lackyannie:

smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

THE 2ND TO LAST ONE GOODBYE IM GONE

(Source: owmeex, via dorkery)

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2 hours ago

feat:

it’s 2014 why can’t we travel back in time yet to relive that one happy moment or to change the things we would have wanted to do differently 

(Source: feat, via radicalteen)

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3 hours ago

majesticquest:

perpetualvelocity:

ladiesloveloki:

on-a-silver-wing:

vodka-vortexx:

funny celebrity equations

these all work…

I laughed harder at this than I should have…

HOLYS HIT

THE LAST ONE

(Source: vodka-vortex, via moistbottom)

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3 hours ago

milliardo:

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

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(Source: milliardo, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

(Source: iraffiruse, via koolaidicecubes)

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3 hours ago

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

(via dorkery)

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