SHE DREW A FACE ON A CARROT
Stepping on Jordans in the hood prank
this is the cardinal sin you know if u step on some jays you gonna get your ass whooped and they need to stop coming in the hood with this bs, im sorry but the last one has me screamingggg i was dyinggg these guys are idiots
fr fr these punks are gonna fuck around and end up dead and who’s gonna really feel bad for them????
I hope they get murdered
Read the comments though. Black people are antagonized from every direction, and when we’re defensive towards white people it’s a problem. This shit is lame and they need to stop
"it’s just a shoe" dude how about I walk up to you and crack your iphone screen with a knife. it’s just a phone.
Okay so I think Chris Evans was saying in an interview about how it’s always the children who discover the hero in disguise, and I just realized why: it’s because they’re short enough to see under the hat and they’re innocent and hopeful enough to still believe in heroes.
it’s because they’re short enough to see under the hat
SO IM AT THE MORGUE AND THIS WOMAN TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my recently deceased husband *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID NOTHING CAUSE HE’S DEAD THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS
are we not going to talk about how in the scene where they first hear olaf, kristoff looks at sven like what the fuck, you can talk?
kristoff’s just like is that you, why’ve i been talkin for you all these years when you could do it the whole time
and then anna goes
bitch you’re kidding me your reindeer can actually fucking talk
first my sister has ice powers now this reindeer can talk what is in the arendelle water supply i’m done